–I found my Christmas money out on the kitchen table.
—Magniloquence has a blog! And you should read it.
–After work, a concerned co-worker told me she thought I might benefit from anti-depressants.
–I have no marketable skills.
–I suspect I’ve sucked at every job I’ve ever had.
–I have nothing I’d want to do all day except blog and, as far as I can tell, there’s not a big market for my mad blogging skills.
–I have suspected for a while that I suck at my current job. I now suspect that my boss thinks I suck at my job. You’d think the fact that we’re both in agreement would ease my soul some, but really, it makes me angry and afraid.
–I have half a mind to sit on the couch and cry all evening, but if I do that, who will go get groceries?
Oh, brave internets, ease my soul. Tell me something that will make me laugh and forget my cares.