You are plugged into the back of my computer.
There is no excuse for your shitty service.
The internet is not something that blinks on and off at random like disgruntled Christmas lights,
And yet, if one were to take her experience with your service
She would assume that to be the case.
Where, pray tell, does the internet go?
And what magical effort on your part brings it back?
I hate you.
But I’m delayed in telling you because,
Yet again, I’m mysteriously unconnected to the internet.
I hope this AT&T merger solves this nonsense.