If the Butcher hasn’t been home all night, who ate the cookies? Neverminding the other three mammals in my house, I know it wasn’t me, which leaves only the Ghosts of the Civil War, which leaves me with my first question.
I don’t mind if they want to hang out and use our can opener and eat our snack foods, but you’d think they could also pitch in on some of the chores.
Yes, if I had my way, naked libertarians would clean my bathroom and the Ghosts of the Civil War would do my dishes.
(Just to clarify, I’m assuming that the Butcher came home at some point, after I went to bed, ate the cookies, and went back out from which he’s yet to return. But if it is the Ghosts of the Civil War, that would be cool.)