In a post shockingly titled "Wednesday, My Ass", Ivy says
I hate how the word "Wednesday" is spelled. Why is it pronounced "Wends-day" and it is spelled "Wed-nes_day"?
Ivy, my heart! You’ve hurt my heart! How can you be mad at a day named after the coolest god ever?
It’s spelled Wednesday because it’s Wodan’s day. It’s pronounced Wensday because the English mumble. They’ve got places like Woodway House and Wansdyke and Wensley that are all named after Woden. Shoot, the Swedes aren’t much better. They’ve got Onsala, Onson, Onsberget, Onsatter, Onsjo, and Onslunda all named after Odin.
Just remember that it’s Wodan’s day and you’ll always get your d and n in the right order.