Well, Golly!

I was just setting around the old meth lab/stillhouse today, handing my babies cigarette butts to play with to keep them busy while I yet again sat down to marvel at this here interactive picture radio that what let’s me communicate with folks other than my close kin, when I read this right informative comment from PS.

She says,

Here are only SOME of the facts of which I speak: I have lived on 3 CONTINENTS in several countries, some black, some white and some a mixture of both ethnicities.  Only an absolute lamebrain could ignore the screaming looseness, unbridled and usually indiscriminate sexual nature of the white women in this and other countries.

Well, of course, I had to go ask my Paw what some of those words meant, and I was stunned to find out that there were more continents than the United States and Iraq, which are the only two places we’ve ever heard of around here now that all the Vietnam vets are dead.

She goes on:

Judging by a glance at your other rantings, you seem to be a highly irrational creature who may not have the intellectual capacity to properly understand this mail and whose main aim is to live true to the well-crafted image of white people as highly irrational, melanin-deficient and perpetually UNJUSTIFIABLY angry creatures whose pattern of thinking consistently defies the natural rule of life, namely: logic.  Logic in life equates a DEFICIENCY with INFERIORITY of some sort. a deficiency, is just that: a LACK of something.  This race is clearly ridden with numerous deficiencies ranging from musculature to creativity and in this case, clearly, intellect.  It is no reason, however, to be serial murderers trying to destroy every person without those deficiencies, steal their ideas and take credit for their work, rape their women, and spread lies using media channels.

Well, by god, once I leaned that “this race is clearly ridden with numerous deficiencies” I wrote a letter to NASCAR to warn them.  I just about couldn’t stand it if Dale Junior got hurt again, so I hope they can get those deficiencies taken care of before the next race.

But I’ll say this, PS has convinced me.  I went down in the cellar and untied the girls I spend my babies’ nap times playing with and I swear, as all y’all as my witnesses, I am done with the serial murdering.  From here on out, I will just murder one at a time.

I have seen the light.  I am reformed. 

Now, where’s me a cousin?  I’m needing some lovin’.

18 thoughts on “Well, Golly!

  1. Her sweeping generalizations are so at odds with reality, I’m not sure where to begin.I’ll start with Africa, who’s wealth of resources is only outmatched by it’s inability to govern itself.I guess that’s all whitey’s fault.How about the middle east? Things are running pretty smoothly there, right?South America?SE Asia?

  2. Is it just me, or is there something delightfully entertaining in a person who wants to rely on facts and logic referencing "Girls Gone Wild" as one of their pieces of evidence?Thank goodness the murders will only be one at a time now. I know the whole serial thing was keeping you pretty busy. :)

  3. Shoot, Super Genius, until I made a deal with Exador where he would do all my hard thinking for me in exchange for him running his hands all over me, I thought it was "cereal" and I was killing my victims by making them eat Raisin Bran until they died. And let me tell you, that takes a long damn time.So, I was glad to know it just meant that I killed people in a series. And now I’m glad to just kill one every so often. Much less work and cheaper that way.Jagosaurus, ha, I thought you were just using your Popeye accent.Exador, need I remind you that this is a commie leftist blog? I do blame most of the foundational problems in Africa, Southeast Asia, and the Middle East on White Imperialism.

  4. I thought the hot men thread was going to show up as proof of yall’s promiscuity. I mean, women who drool over Vin Diesel … that’s just trashy. Hmph.

  5. I’m going to come back and read this in a drug-induced delirium. I’m pretty sure it’ll make sense then.Although I’ll agree – we don’t want Dale Jr to get hut again! ;)

  6. Our friend Dave’s Hallowe’en costume one year was to wear a bunch of Raisin Bran and Cheerio and Lucky Charm and other boxes all over his body while carring a bloody knife. Yep, he was a ‘Cereal Killer.’ Dave is funny. Hell, if I was called both ‘filthy’ and ‘highly irrational’ by weirdos in the space of a few days, I’d be feeling pretty proud of myself. Way to go, B! Drinks are on me! (If you want to drive to Central Illinois, that is.)

  7. If only white folks ever get unjustifiably angry, how does Tyler Perry have a career?Though I do admit that I have long found it odd that most serial killers are white dudes. Makes ya think!

  8. <I>Only an absolute lamebrain could ignore the screaming looseness, unbridled and usually indiscriminate sexual nature of the white women in this and other countries.I’m afraid mere allegations aren’t enough.I’m going to need names, phone numbers, and if it’s not too much of an inconvenience, a recent picture.

  9. It sounds to me like you’re planning to continue serial killing; most serial killers do in their victims one at a time.. What you’re giving up is… I dunno. Poly killing?Anyway, I’m just correcting you because I wouldn’t want PS to come back around and see you making a mistake like that. Because if she did, she might get condescending or something.

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