As those of you who read Monosyllabic Pedantry know, Exador is often trying to find the one thing that will finally set feminism so far back that… well, I’m not sure what the result would be… we all die in childbirth after spurting out 18 kids only two of which make it to adulthood while our beloved husbands work in the coal mine until they die?
I don’t know, I’ve got no clear idea what the non-feminist world Exador is fighting for would look like, but, if you read him, you know he’s fighting for it. Just the other day, he was arguing that we should repeal the 19th Amendment and today he sends me an email titled, “Another Step Back for Feminism.”
Single Guys With Dirty Homes Call ‘Rent-A-Wife’
This, to me, seems like it either has no effect on feminism or moves it forward. After all, men who want someone around to pick up after them can call this chick. Men who want smooches can call me. Men know not to smooch her because she doesn’t want it. And men know not to expect me to pick up after them because I hate it.
I mean, really. Again, we feminists find ourselves in the role of Br’er Rabbit. “Oh, no, dirty-homed men! Please, don’t go calling someone and paying her to clean up after you so that we don’t have to do it! No, no. That will set feminism back at least 25, maybe thirty years. Please, I’m begging you, don’t pick up that phone!”
I kid, but I can appreciate a man with a goal (though, in fairness, it seems he has two goals–one to defeat feminism and the other to reverse the Council of Trent) and so, in honor of him working towards his goals, I will share with him now the secret to truly combating feminism.
Lean way in here, sweetie.
Mmmm. That’s quite nice.
Naked pictures of you. No, really, for every naked picture of you on the internet, two women turn their backs on feminism.
That’s all it takes. Show us what you’ve got, big boy!