It is important to wake up so that one can go to the bathroom, eat a little something, and get back to the business of napping. I have to say that I’m feeling tremendously better than I was before my nap, which is disconcerting, because I still feel bad and so I guess I’d been misjudging exactly how awful I felt in the first place.
In other news of a disconcerting sort, there’s only caffeine-free Diet Dr Pepper in the fridge. I swear, every time I hear some “Christian” numbnuts go on about how he cannot help but hate gay people because the Bible is making him, I think, if you’re going to spend so much time harping on an “abomination,” why not task yourself with the abomination of caffeine-free Diet Dr Pepper?
Clearly, some things threaten the fabric of our culture more than others and I see nothing more obviously fabric-threatening than Diet Dr Pepper with no caffeine.
God damn! Where is the Butcher when I need him to rectify shit like this? Oh, yes, he thinks I’m at work.