All right, technology geniuses. I have a cell phone. It’s one of those kind you have to flip open to answer. When it’s shut, there’s a little screen that usually just flashes the time. Sometimes, though, there’s an icon of an arrow pointing to a phone on there as well.
When I get just the phone icon, it means I’ve missed a call.
But sometimes, it just shows me the arrow pointing to the phone, and there’s no reason, as far as I can tell. Is my phone recommending I call someone?
If so, who?
Tiny Cat Pants 
Terry Frank?
Your phone is trying to corrupt you with thoughts of Kleinheider.