Newscoma spells it out much clearer than I could:
Let us remember, never drink Coors Light as it is yucky. It would be much better for you beer afficiados to drink Milwaukee’s Best if you must or Keystone Light than a Coors Light (of course this is my opinion but I believe this is a mantra that must be repeated. Don’t drink Coors Light. Thank you.)
Amen. If you’re not drinking Miller Lite, you should be drinking something expensive.