Co-worker: Where do you want to be when Jesus comes?
The Butcher: I can tell you where I don’t want to be.
Co-worker: Where?
The Butcher: Catching.
Co-worker: Where do you want to be when Jesus comes?
The Butcher: I can tell you where I don’t want to be.
Co-worker: Where?
The Butcher: Catching.
Tiny Cat Pants 
wow that is just really wrong.
As much as I refrain from using chat room jargon…ROTFLMAO!
Its not wrong…its damn straight.