An actual email I just received from my mom:
I was just procrastinating on my homework and clicked on weatherbug..(my obsession with the weather) and discovered that they have the traffic cams for Nashville and elsewhere. ta da!!.. now I can track you all over town. so if you think someone is watching you, they are and it might be your own dear mother. HELP. I need to find a life. QUICK !!
It does not look like Illinois is hooked into the system yet.. ha
It’s probably not that funny, but to me? God, I love that woman.