I started on Rachel’s prototype penis. I didn’t bother to check to see if I had the right sized hook. I just used a vaguely small one. And, no, I didn’t check the gauge. I just started crocheting.
America, just the tip of this penis is so large it could double as a place to keep your hard boiled egg.
And I royally fucked up the circumcision scar, so though the penis is large, it’s UGLY. Maybe the stuffing will help smooth things over in a pleasant manner, but damn.
I crack me up.
I have half a mind to just carry it around with me for the next week, just to see if anyone says anything.