Oil change–$27
Replacing the cracked whatchacallit–$248
New front brakes–$262
Gas–$45
Me with no car until late tomorrow–Priceless
Oil change–$27
Replacing the cracked whatchacallit–$248
New front brakes–$262
Gas–$45
Me with no car until late tomorrow–Priceless
Tiny Cat Pants 
Crap. I hate car problems.
do you need a ride home from work or are you going to brave the long walk over the bridge?
No, I’ve got a ride, leaving here in a few minutes.
so early? good for you. does it involve ice cream?
do you need help in the morning? I gotta take care of some stuff at Fisk and could do with a reason to get up and get out at a decent hour?
Ooo. That would be awesome. Let me give you a call after a bit, once I get home. Because, otherwise, my ride gets here at seven and I think we all know I’m not handling being here by seven.
Four tires on the truck, no brake job, $510.
Not hydroplaning into a concrete retaining wall with children in the car, priceless.
Oh, Sarcastro, you take all the fun out of childhood. I ask you, if you’re not terrified that Daddy might kill you, what keeps you behaving?
[A joke, folks!]
Yeah, but I want them scared of me, not the truck.
Aw man, B. Sorry about all this.