Did you know that an eleven year old girl can drink a chocolate shake and eat three pies? It sure surprised me. Also, I had no idea that people would ask a nine year old boy for parenting advice. But you learn something new every day.
We’ve already discussed imperialism and forced conversion and capitalism versus socialism and chickens and I’ve had a dog butt rubbed on my arm and stuck in my face.
Send help, soon! But not too soon, after all we have to get rid of our lunchtime evidence.