Don Coyote Speaks

Y’all, sometimes Mack will do something that instills in me the urge to put my ovipositor in him*.  Today was one such day.  I invite you to peruse the controversy.  See here, first, and then here.

Best line?

“I’m offended that someone would expect me to ‘go on the record’ as being against drunk driving. It’s demeaning.”

Woo hoo. 

Tee hee.

*If, of course, I had one.  Imagine me, a cute, landlocked, bipedal Syngnathidae Hippocampus, with curly hair.  I could live at the Tennessee Aquarium and, if she had a life vest, Mrs. Wigglebottom could live with me.  Good fun.