“I’m offended that someone would expect me to ‘go on the record’ as being against drunk driving. It’s demeaning.”
*If, of course, I had one. Imagine me, a cute, landlocked, bipedal Syngnathidae Hippocampus, with curly hair. I could live at the Tennessee Aquarium and, if she had a life vest, Mrs. Wigglebottom could live with me. Good fun.