Random Things–I Have Questions

1.  The dog kept me up all night.  Would it be wrong to wake her up just to get even?

2.  Do I have time to take a nap?

3.  Is it just me or did all of the previews before the Harry Potter movie seem to be positioning themselves as the likely successor to the Harry Potter movie franchise?

4.  Do you think it’s a sign that your family is too comfortable around your friends when they burp and fart with impunity?

Passed Along Without Comment

Comments I considered making:

Reason #538 why this is not a family-friendly blog.

How else is a man supposed to see if a cock will fit in his coop?

A real man always makes sure his tools hang right where he can grab them.

Ha, my readers tickle me.