–If you watched only cheesy movies, you would come to believe that all black people are originally from Philadelphia.
—Fred Claus could not look any more ridiculous.
—The Simpsonswas hilarious. The first half is more movie-ish and the second half is more tv-show-ish, but it’s all very, very enjoyable. Also, who does not love Lisa’s little Irish boyfriend?
–“You didn’t sit there in grad school dreaming of this life, did you?” Ouch.
–I’m really, really tired of the humidity.