1. The Butcher could totally be on Psych. That’s exactly the type of scam the Butcher’s friends would find themselves involved in.
2. The orange cat is our own version of Bobby on Law & Order: Criminal Intent. In fact, I often call him Bobby, which infuriates the Butcher, but I’m just like “Hey, I’m just calling him by his Law & Order name.”
3. The tiny cat is probably already on 24, I just don’t know it because I don’t watch.
4. Sadly, Mrs. Wigglebottom would have been great on Pete & Pete, which is no longer on the air. I’m all the time trying to convince Mack to get a tattoo of a girl whose butt would shake as he flexed his arm, but he just doesn’t get how cool that would be.
(On a side note, the Butcher is lecturing me about how “Umbrella” is the sweetest song to be released in the last ten years and how I’d better stop making fun of it.)