Dear Mr. McCoury,
You have one of my favorite voices. I cannot even listen to your song about the motorcycle because it makes me cry every dang time, putting it in a rare league with “Puff the Magic Dragon” and “Amazing Grace.” All I want is to be able to go to iTunes and buy “It’s Just the Night” and “My Love will not Change.”
I want to pay you money for your music.
And I cannot do this.
Are you on Universal? Are you boycotting the internet? Are you deliberately attempting to thwart my attempts to put together a collection of somewhat creepy music?
p.s. Do you think it would be so bad for a person who has regular breathing problems to take up cigar smoking? No reason. Just wondering.