Let’s have a quiz. The first person to answer correctly gets to come here and get me right the fuck now.
Okay, here’s the only question on this quiz.
1. Why didn’t the Professor get a frantic hysterical call from me in the Montreal airport?
So, where to start?
First of all, fuck you to the architect who designed the whole steel and glass airy open philosophy of airport building. If I wanted to feel open and airy and like I was just hanging above the earth on a prayer, I’d walk across more fucking bridges.
Second, some dude has my luggage. He’s supposed to come up here and help me get situated in my room. I don’t really need situated in my room. I need to know that there are some god damn elevators in this god damn hotel that don’t have glass backs that open out onto the city scape. How, exactly, am I supposed to get down from here?
I want to drink. I want to drink so much that I am crying. But I can’t charge booze to the job and paying cash would involve leaving this room and I just don’t have the ability.
I hate it here so much and I want to come home right now. Even though it means going back to that god forsaken airport.
I would rather quit my job than have to navigate that fucking elevator again.
The Montreal airport was a nightmare to which I will have to return. I had a breakdown and couldn’t get to Customs. The jackass at Customs was all like “What’s the problem? You’re on the ground.” Well, fuck you, buddy, you’re about two seconds from being on the ground yourself.
This is worse than San Diego.
I don’t know if I can do it.
I just do not fucking know.
Maybe I’ll just stay here until Sunday and then let them call security to carry my ass out of here.
God, what the fuck?
What the fuck is wrong with me?
It doesn’t matter. There’s no point in getting philosophical about it. Whatever the problem is, I’ve got to find a way to work around it. Crying hysterically is not going to work, so I’ve got to do something else. I can’t figure that out, yet, but I will. I’ve got to. I’ve got to get down from here eventually.