Okay, here’s what we’re going to do about insurance: nobody gets it. Nope, not even rich people. No one gets health insurance.
Instead, you buy from me a necklace with ten special beads on it (which will cost you $250). You rub the beads against the body part that ails you for nine days, while praying to God for you to be healed.
If you are healed, it’s because you’re a good person who God loves very much.
If you are not healed, it’s because you suck and deserve to suffer. What a shame. Perhaps another $250 necklace might help.
Sure, it sounds like a cruel scam that serves to benefit only me, but here’s my question, America–can that be any more of a cruel scam than to deny the claim of a woman who has miscarried because you’ve decided that she had an “elective abortion“?
I doubt it.