As If You Needed Another Reason to Buy the ’08 International Firefighters Calendar

But say that you’re having a spirited discussion with the Professor, perhaps about some brilliant point about race, gender, or liberalism in general and it’s just the two of you and you’re afraid you’re going to be out argued by her big brain and in-depth knowledge of things you’re only familiar with from wikipedia.  Just hold up his picture and say, “As the Church Secretary says…” and I guarantee you a good five seconds of confused, dazed happiness on the Professor’s part, at which time you can make any point you want and she won’t notice how stupid it is.

It has worked for me.

4 thoughts on “As If You Needed Another Reason to Buy the ’08 International Firefighters Calendar

  1. B, you just shouldn’t ought to be tempting us to objectify men that way. It is wrong on more levels than I can get my head around at one time. I mean, seriously, now how am I ever going to take CS seriously in the future when I’m thinking “hubba, hubba” every time he posts? This is wrong

  2. Thank you, ladies. Especially you, Aunt B. I hope that the other lads and I can help bring random rays of sunshine to your upcoming days. I don’t mind being objectified, either, since that’s kind of the point of a beefcake calendar. One must make sacrifices for worthy causes.

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