I, Too, Hope to Stick Around and Haunt People

Via The Wild Hunt:

 “I love that story about Susan Anthony that Zsuzsanna Budapest tells in her book. Some journalist asked Susan Anthony, because she didn’t believe in orthodox religion, I suppose, “Where do you think you’re to go when you die?” She said, “I’m not going anywhere. I’m going to stay around and help the women’s movement.” So even if I don’t live long enough to see these things, I’ll be around to make a nuisance of myself.”Doreen Valiente, the Mother of Modern Witchcraft.

I plan on spending my afterlife haunting folks who pick on Dan Abrams.  Well, that and following my enemies around and farting loudly while they’re in important business meetings.