In Which I Increase Nashville’s Tourism Dollars

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It’s too bad we hate Mexicans.

Oh, I know.  We don’t really hate Mexicans.  We just hate the ones that are here illegally and, if we have to terrorize all brown people to get that point across, we will.

However, if we didn’t hate Mexicans, think about how awesome this week would be.

October 30

The Butcher’s birthday.

October 31

Halloween.

November 1

All Saint’s Day

November 2

All Soul’s Day

It would be like Mardi Gras, but here in the Fall.  We have beautiful cemeteries around town (and, in fact, the city cemetery needs, desperately needs, our love and funding), a large Hispanic population, and a city full of artists.  Why are we not spending all this week in costumes, eating candy, drinking tequila, paying homage to our dead folks, and freaking ourselves right the fuck out?

I mean, talk about your ecumenical holidays!  What gods don’t love this week?  You’ve got the Christian god involved, the Celtic gods, Mictecacihuatl (the Aztec goddess of death), Mexican syncronous religous deities like Santa Muerte, and, shoot, if we accept the tradition that the Wild Hunt starts tonight, we could involve everyone from Odin to Pertcha to a bevvy of saints and demons.

This idea is so genius I can’t believe no one’s thought of it before.

5 thoughts on “In Which I Increase Nashville’s Tourism Dollars

  1. Dude, blogging is like professional wrestling (lucha libre, I believe your people call it). If you don’t sell your self as a character–in this case, blogging goddess–your audience will never buy it.

  2. “Why are we not spending all this week in costumes, eating candy, drinking tequila, paying homage to our dead folks, and freaking ourselves right the fuck out?”

    Who says some of us aren’t? Tequila! It does sound like the perfect Fall festival doesn’t it?

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