Milking It for All It’s Worth

America, I am an idiot!

I just realized that tomorrow, a surgeon will be cutting a small slit at the base of my neck.  Go ahead, run your finger right down the front of your neck to the place where it meets your chest.  Slowly.  Slowly.


Am I going to have the best time demurely asking folks to kiss it and make it better or what?!

4 thoughts on “Milking It for All It’s Worth

  1. Sounds like fun, but be careful their kisses are healthy kisses and not ones with colds and viruses and whatnot. Have you got a flu shot? I’m not generally an advocate, but this might be a good case for one.

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