America, I am an idiot!
I just realized that tomorrow, a surgeon will be cutting a small slit at the base of my neck. Go ahead, run your finger right down the front of your neck to the place where it meets your chest. Slowly. Slowly.
SEE?!
Am I going to have the best time demurely asking folks to kiss it and make it better or what?!
Tiny Cat Pants 
Sounds like fun, but be careful their kisses are healthy kisses and not ones with colds and viruses and whatnot. Have you got a flu shot? I’m not generally an advocate, but this might be a good case for one.
You have to get young scholars to lick your scar.
That would be hot.
Or have Church Sec rub cocoa butter into it.
Yeah.
Liking that fantasy…
Don’t forget to make “you should’ve seen the other guy” jokes when people stare at it. :)
You could totally get a tattoo at the end, and then you’d have a neat-looking flower.