I Have Watched Too Much TV

Drake & Josh is the sweetest show about young gay love.  Imagine my surprise when I realized that they are supposed to be brothers.

–I have just been falling asleep at random times, so I am unclear about whether the folks on the History Channel actually discovered Bigfoot.  Even Newscoma could not tell me and she’s a Bigfoot fanatic.

–I did watch a number of tornados get chased.  Poor Discovery Channel.  Try as they might “We must get this data or we won’t get funding next year” is just not that compelling a storyline.

–Is there anyone cuter than Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs?

–That Splash of Color dude will use any excuse to take his shirt off.

–Here’s what I especially don’t like about Kimora.  First, she doesn’t appear to actually do anything on her TV show except for kind of “be her brand.” But second, it pisses me off that she doesn’t actually seem to be having a better time.  I mean, here she is, doing nothing but running around being Kimora, that’s all she has to do in life, and she doesn’t seem very happy about it.

6 thoughts on “I Have Watched Too Much TV

  1. I can say, due to the DVR, that alas, Bigfoot remains undiscovered except in Beef Jerky commercials. And, I have a huge crush on Mike Rowe as well.

  2. That Splash of Color dude will use any excuse to take his shirt off.

    That’s what got him the job after all. When he was on Design Star, it was pretty obvious that losing the shirt was his strategy for winning a show of which 85% of the audience was women and gay men.

  3. Oh, I didn’t realize he was the Design Star guy. That makes sense.

    I will say this for him. He makes me feel confident about making big pieces of art to draw color into a room. I mean, one time, he just painted some purple circles.

    I could do that.

  4. For what it’s worth, and I realize that you were in an “incapacitated state”, but I new Drake and Josh were brothers. By daughter loves that show. And a tidbit that may or may not be of interest to you…Drake (aka Drake Bell) is the guy that Vanessa Hudgins from High School Musical supposedly took the naked pictures for. I have to be diligent about following gossip like this so I can filter it from my eight year olds ears! Okay, now I’m rambling!!!

  5. So newscoma may have got the story a little mixed up. The History Channel helped the Discovery Channel find Bigfoot, and he agreed to do a series pilot and 3 episodes, plus some Slim Jim commercials, not beef jerky.

    Least that’s what I heard on the MyTV channel.

    Personally, I would like to see Lara Spencer on Dirty Jobs. I think she could do a great job pumping out porta potties or something else really gross. She’s so HOT.

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