If you shower every day, you probably have a smell that most potential partners would describe as “neutral” or “good.” If you wanted to smell irresistible, you might consider dousing yourself in water that’s been steeped in rosemary, but that’s neither here nor there.
If you insist on wearing whatever stinky crap you’re wearing, the kind that causes a girl’s eyes to water just standing next to you, here is how to apply it.
Spray it out in front of you and then step through. This will leave a nice light scent on you and encourage folks who might enjoy that scent to come closer to you.
As it is, you have effectively made a little impenetrable barrier around you.
Which, if you’re straight, means you don’t have to worry about women getting make-up on your t-shirt, so there’s that.
For what it’s worth,
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Tiny Cat Pants 
Welcome to my world (or house). I have two ManChildren (the NosePicker is 16 today!), and they about gag me when they get their scent on. I find I have grown much more sensitive (scentsitive?) to aromas as I have gotten older, and it gives me an immediate headache and a feeling of nausea when they overdo it like that.
Do not EVEN get me started on that AXE shit.
Oh, no kidding! It’s like the whole point of those Axe commercials (aside from proving that those wonderful Dove commercials are all just a pile of meaningless shit, sadly) is to encourage men to put on way too much cologne.
And happy birthday to the NosePicker! I assume you had him when you were fourteen.
I was twelve. Early maturer, you know, and a pre-pubescent child bride. So that makes me 28, and 29 next birthday.
Give or take 25 years.