Okay, I am starting to take this personally now. First and continuing, I’m dissed by Progressive Nashville. Fine.
But now I’m dissed by the Democrats?!
What does a girl have to do to be recognized as a Lefty around these parts?
This is because I have a potty mouth, isn’t it? Little Pasture, tell me, is it because I have a potty mouth? I mean, I try to live by the tenants of the Democrats. I sneak five or six illegal immigrants around town every day (okay, not really, but if I could convince cute men with beautiful brown eyes to get into my car and whisper ‘La-urrra’ in my ear, I’d totally do it). I do drugs (well, not illegal drugs, but come on! I have terrible lung problems. I can barely breathe as it is, let alone smoke that crazy reefer). I am as promiscuous as I can get other people to agree to. What more can I do?
Edited to add: Tiny Pasture fixed it! The Democrats love me! Which is good because, in all honesty, I just can’t vote Republican and would be in big trouble if they tossed me out of the Left.