Okay, so maybe i has a hotdog is slowly finding its own voice. I laughed at this anyway.
When I lived in North Carolina there was a billboard for Dairy Queen that said, “Kids, Holler ’til your Dad stops!” Which, in retrospect, seems a little nefarious, but at the time, I thought it was very cute.
Did I ever tell you about the vacation we took where, for three days at the end of it, we stopped at every Dairy Queen we saw? You’d think a person might never want to see a Dairy Queen again (it was years before the Butcher could eat Oreos again after the weekend he ate 40 pounds of them), but you’d be wrong.
If you have to ask yourself how a person such as the Butcher eats 40 pounds of Oreos in a weekend, you haven’t been reading this blog very closely, that’s all I’ll say. Now, if you excuse me, I think the Butcher left his Bob Marley record playing…