I Should Have Just Stayed Home and Sniffed the Air

I swear I’m having the kind of day where I’d really just like to sit in the back of a coffee shop with a friend and make bitchy, bitchy comments about all the people I hate until said friend has me laughing again.  I want to punch people.  I want to run over signs for cute things.  I want to say to folks, “If you think you can do better than me, step up to the plate, otherwise, shut up.”  I want dinner to be magically ready when I get home.  I want the bills to be in a neat pile where I can find them and I want there to be enough money in my account to pay them.  I want the dishes to have done themselves.  I want there to be shit on tv I want to listen to while I work on my afghan.  I want to remember right now what the fuck I thought I needed from the store so that I can acquire it right now rather than having to go back out in the rain when I get home and see that I’m out of… whatever the fuck.  And I want to know how you’re supposed to know when it’s time to replant your jade plant.

And I want to skulk around all day frowning.

I’m going to take up smoking just so I can take smoke breaks on days like today.

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7 thoughts on “I Should Have Just Stayed Home and Sniffed the Air

  1. swear I’m having the kind of day where I’d really just like to sit in the back of a coffee shop with a friend and make bitchy, bitchy comments about all the people I hate until said friend has me laughing again.

    I know the feeling… ;-p

  2. That is so my day too. Especially that first sentence.

    And about the smoking? That’s exactly why I started–I wanted smoke breaks on gorgeous spring days. 13 years later, trying to quit, I had to seriously doubt the wisdom of that particular decision. :)

  3. Sadly, I can barely breath as it is, so probably taking up smoking would be very unwise. And I am feeling better now that I had some cookies. But my day was so grueling even ice cream didn’t help.

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