Yes, my god, I am apparently practice-Twittering… Tweeting… I’m not sure, but clearly, I’m practicing here at my own blog because I’m unsure what to do over there.
1. @Roger: Shoot, if even the Son of Satan can be reformed, there’s hope for an ole feminist like me yet!
3. @Rachel: Your post makes me want to have a Hairy-cooter-In at those folks’ hospitals, where everyone who gives birth there vows to let it grown in thick and long before showing up.
4. @Mississippi: But I’m fat! And I have tourist dollars! And a dream of eating red hot tamales in the Delta!
5. @Memphis: Oh, Darling, tell me I can come over there and eat red hot tamales with you. You still love fat people, right? I mean, you loved Elvis. Love me, too.