So, yeah, we sat around all night and drank so much wine I about couldn’t stand it and talked about who had the most awesomely magnificant penis in the whole blogosphere, large, but not overwhelming; firm, but, well, firm; and your kisses, tender but still manly.
Yes, you, out of all of the men we’ve been with, you are the best lover in the whole blogosphere.
But a little bit of a slut in a way that makes us feel not so special.
Okay, really, we talked about poop and farts, so, no need to fret, boys.
Tiny Cat Pants 
Penises are so 1998.
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too funny Aunt B.
Yes, but while talking about poop and farts, I know camera phone pictures were passed around. I picture is worth a thousand words you know.