So, yeah, we sat around all night and drank so much wine I about couldn’t stand it and talked about who had the most awesomely magnificant penis in the whole blogosphere, large, but not overwhelming; firm, but, well, firm; and your kisses, tender but still manly.
Yes, you, out of all of the men we’ve been with, you are the best lover in the whole blogosphere.
But a little bit of a slut in a way that makes us feel not so special.
Okay, really, we talked about poop and farts, so, no need to fret, boys.
Penises are so 1998.
too funny Aunt B.
Yes, but while talking about poop and farts, I know camera phone pictures were passed around. I picture is worth a thousand words you know.