In Which I Make a Confession about the Tiny Cat

Reason number 1 I don’t sweat her butthair loss: It doesn’t seem to bother her.

Reason number 2: The vet still claims it’s just an allergy.

Reason number 3: Back when she had butthair, she had the worst dingleberries of any cat known to man and I don’t miss trying to unclump shit from an angry cat’s butthair.