Why did I look? Because some small part of me wants to believe that having sex with a rock star who claims to have had sex with thousands of people would be something. I don’t know what that something would be, but I didn’t imagine it would involve something that starts out so very perfunctory and almost sad. I don’t know. I guess, in your heart, you know it can’t be much different that what the rest of us do, but I still held out hope that it would be… I don’t know… at least hot.
I watched the promo and couldn’t even be bothered to watch the whole thing.
Some folks are shaming Simmons for “cheating” on his family.
I’d like to shame Simmons for being so goddamned ordinary.
Gene Simmons, Rock Star, fucking away to “I Want To Know What Love Is” by Foreigner.
I shake my head.