Nobody in my family’s going to church! Mom is practically giggling like a school girl and is going to change into something more comfortable “darn it.”
Which, I guess, means that, not only aren’t we going to church, Mom’s going to start using strong language*.
Next thing you know, we’ll start eating without praying and, after that, who knows what madness…
*Other than “shit.” My whole life, my mom’s only cuss word has been “shit” and she says it so cutely that it hardly seems like a swear. My dad’s dad used to egg her on just to hear her say it.