I had to put the Tiny Cat Pants afghan on hold for the evening (but I worked on it at the car dealership while they were changing my oil and rotating my tires, so it wasn’t completely neglected) because I’m having lunch with Rachel from Women’s Health News tomorrow and I wanted to have something to give her at lunch.
But I love it! Maybe I’ll just have her check it out to make sure it’s anatomically correct and whoop her up another one.
Of course, I took pictures. I’ll put them below the fold for you more modest types.
Seriously, if I were not me, I’d be so tickled by this I’d have to make out with me.
Tiny Cat Pants 
*laughs* I would totally make out with you for this. Breviloquence is still making faces at me for showing it to him.
A marvel! If women can get together and crochet a coral reef (which they are doing) then why not this?
If you haven’t watched the film East is East, set in 80’s England, you should–and I won’t tell you why.
Oh, B, that’s delightful! :)
you’ve lost your mind.
We should enter you in this year’s edition of America’s Got Talent!
You must tell us what Rachel does with it. Tea cosy? Desk decoration? Teaching tool? Worry stone?
That last one makes me giggle. “Oh, she’s got her fingers in her cooter again… she must be trying to think something out.”
tanglethis, I was kind of thinking of a puppet show. :)
Ooo!
Add a tiny button and it could be a Cooter Coin purse!
I would LOVE taking money out of my cooter!
As fabulous as this is, Georgia & I are curious about the color choices. Some variation seems cool, but the contrast is intense. Are we inadvertently learning something about you, Aunt B?
That’s the only pink I have! Plus, I wanted the outside to be blue because no one is blue (okay except those few folks in Kentucky, but they say that’s fixing itself as folks marry out of the community), so everyone can think of it as their cooter.
I wonder if I could get some furry yarn for the outside next time…
ha, ha furry yarn. that’s blue? or you wish it were blue? It’s looks very brown and peach on my screen.
I know. I can’t figure out what’s going on with the Butcher’s camera. Maybe it’s because the background is blue? But that’s a dark, navy blue and a bright pink.
you should totally market these in nursing homes.
Oh, thanks for the clarification! It looks dark brown and peach on my laptop also… not that there’s anything wrong with that…
This is genius. Have you considered posting the pattern?
Hmm. I could whoop that up. I believe that anyone with crocheting skills enough to make a teddy bear has crocheting skills enough to make a cooter. There’s not even any sewing involved, so you don’t have to even know how to thread a needle.
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can we get your pattern for this? I want the women in my group to make one as a meditation on their yoni!!!!
Maryline, sure. You can find it here:
https://tinycatpants.wordpress.com/2008/03/15/make-your-own-crochet-cooter/
Let me know how it goes.
I love your site. Its very much like our site at http://crafttutorials.net you could also post with us if you are interested.
Thanks
CraftTutorials.net
So, there’s this discussion on BoingBoing today about the vagina category of craftwork on Etsy:
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/10/08/arts-crafts-and-hoo-.html#comments
I really wanted to post a comment there about your cooter, but I feel strongly that to whom one exposes one’s cooter is one’s own decision to make. I thought you’d appreciate the post though.
Hi,
I was sent a picture of your crocheted fanny (not sure about the spelling but I guess it can’t be spelled in too many ways). Thought I should tell you I found it cute and also tell you about my stuff, namely beaded ones.. If you click on my link you’ll get there and find them among more ordinary stuff. :)
Ha a nice weekend!