Five Guys Burgers & Fries

Here’s all you need to know:

1 double cheeseburger

1 cheeseburger

1 order of fries

1 diet coke

2 people

16 dollars.

Who the fuck cares how good the burgers are?  For sixteen dollars, my burger better make sweet love to me.

15 thoughts on “Five Guys Burgers & Fries

  1. If I’ve got five guys on top of me, we’d either better be playing football or having an orgy, not emptying my lunch companion’s wallet.

  2. …you can’t go wrong with Fat Mo’s… really. And the “little mo” (or whatever it’s called) is more than I can eat. AND the people that run
    the place are the nicest restaurant people in town.

  3. We’ve got one of those round here. TheBoyfriend™ and I went in there once when they first opened a couple of years ago. He ordered his meal, the smallest burger they offer, a fry, and a drink. The register was reading $9 and I hadn’t even ordered yet. We apologized to the cashier for wasting her time and left.

  4. Thanks to this post, and then Beth’s comment, I’ve got the awesome “Five Guys Named Moe” by the great Louis Jordon in my head. This, I think, guarantees me a good mood for the rest of the day…or at least until I punch in for work.

  5. I would like to say I have never heard such cradoodle as this $16 of which you speak, but here in SoCal, you’re looking at almost twice that for two burgers, one order of fries, a soda, and a Bud Light.

    Damn. Now I want a burger.

  6. I just got back from Five Guys. This demonstrates to me that even bad publicity is good publicity.

  7. Stop complaining, I go to the Five Guys stand for dinner every time I go to the Tampa Bay Lightning game. The price is comparable to all the other places and the food is so much better.

  8. Good for you, LightningFan. But so what? I don’t live in Tampa. Move someplace cheaper and then you can bitch about the price of food there, too.

  9. $18 was our tab for just about the same – and we got tasteless burgers, cold canned mushrooms (says “grilled mushrooms” on menu – lol), buns fell apart, french fries were black with rot, flies everywhere. Not a good dining experience, horrible. The one we went to opened last month, should be closed down this month.

  10. YUCK! One just opened in Brookfield, CT. It’s an over priced grease trap. $11.00 for a burger and extra greasy fries. What the hell is that about?
    We’ll see how long they last. If they’re trying to cater to the under 25, I doubt many will be able to afford the place.

  11. so grease trap needs to shut his trap and accept the heavenly goodness if you dont like it drive your vegetarian ass to trader joes and enjoy being a pile of BORING blandness…..o yeah and im sorry $16 isn’t in your budget i guess being a well acclaimed food critic isnt working out for you. FIVE GUYS ROCKS MY WORLD!

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