Someone totally needs to send Campfield a crochet cooter so that he can practice monitoring it, so that, should the day come when the state Republicans get all their repressive woman-hating legislation passed, he’ll be ready.
Someone totally needs to send Campfield a crochet cooter so that he can practice monitoring it, so that, should the day come when the state Republicans get all their repressive woman-hating legislation passed, he’ll be ready.
Tiny Cat Pants 
LMAO!!!!!
Genius.
It’s such a soft and cuddly cooter. Maybe he’ll change his mind about being afraid of it and its spooky magical powers.
ummm. Since you crocheted one, don’t you think you should be “someone”?
I think if you do this, you should give it teeth, just so he’ll feel comfortable.
As if the basic post wasn’t hysterical enough all by itself, along comes Slartibartfast with the best response ever.
Yes, teeth! and a little pin backing so he can wear it on his lapel on important anti-woman bill voting days.
‘Why what a lovely flower you have there on your jacket. It reminds me of Georgia O’Keefe or Judy Chicago artwork. Oh you hate them too,what a shame.”
No, no, if you give it teeth, it will only reaffirm his suspicions about vaginas.
Rachel has a point. After all, doesn’t he still live with his mother? He may have never actually seen one.
He may have never actually seen one.
Well, not in the last 39 years, and he was on his way out in a hurry then, I’m sure.