Mar 25 Preach On, Sister Plimco Just let me know if you’d like me to send you a stunt cooter for use in the future. I can crochet you one right up. Share this:TwitterEmailFacebookRedditLike this:Like Loading... Related
Finally! A standard I can rise up to!
I think everyone could use a stunt cooter on occasion. Can mine be in non-traditional colors though? I like green.
Oh, sure! I don’t know if I have green, but I have some non-traditional colors, for sure.
Being a bigger guy down there (and I’m not bragging, but I am what I am), I wonder if Plimco’s ex rushed things a bit. Not being one to sleep with women, my experiences might not be comparable, but I’ve always found if I use plenty of lube and go very slowly (paying extra special attention to my partner’s reactions), there’s not really much of a problem.
And if he was like bizarro freak-show-esque super ginormous, then there are of course all kinds of other activities that can be great fun without penetration.
Dolphin, god damn it, I have never felt compelled to crown a king of my blog, but today! Today, in response to this comment, I declare you King of Tiny Cat Pants.
I would offer to have your babies, but my time in the feminist bathroom leads me to believe that might be inappropriate.
OK, if you EVER right a book based on your blog, it has to be called Tiny Cat Pants: My Time in the Feminist Bathroom.
I declare you King of Tiny Cat Pants
I would offer to have your babies
Well somebody’s got to at some point.
And who says this isn’t the greatest blog ever?