In Which I Use Self-Promotion to Promote Myself

(sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum!) 

Oh, Nashville Scene! Oh, Nashville Scene!

How lovely is your website.

Oh, Nashville Scene,  oh, Nashville Scene,

I read it every day and night.

And I would be so greatly charmed

If you would take me in your arms

And link to me for all to see

Oh Nashville Scene, I’m begging.