My Fellow Midwesterners!
Did you know that they’ve changed the University of Missouri–Rolla to Missouri University of Science and Technology?! How, I ask you, is a girl supposed to say “Oh, Missouri University of Science and Technology” with the same amount of smug disdain that a girl can roll “Oh, Rolla” off her tongue? How could they do this without consulting those of us who didn’t go there?
p.s. Come on, Missouri, why isn’t your state tourism slogan “Missouri loves company”? It’s so good I can’t believe I’m the first person to think of it.