–I have a huge crush on Neil deGrasse Tyson. In fact, I cruise the Science channel and the History Channel just hoping he’ll be on and being all like “I don’t care if they redeclare Pluto a planet. It’s not going in my museum!” Anyway, if it turns out that he’s secretly a huge dick, please don’t tell me.
–I’ve been invited to a seder dinner, which, it turns out, much to my Protestant-upbrought surprise, is not on a Thursday night.
–Anyway, I am to bring a salad with bitter greens in it. Any ideas? Does baby spinach count as a bitter green? Because I love some baby spinach.