I am Too Immature for My Job

Today, I received an email containing the answer to my quandary about how one encapsulates both Don Quixote and The Matrix in one image.

And let’s just say that, while there’s nothing specifically untoward about the picture of the young man*, I don’t believe I’ve ever been so scandalized by the hint of a little hair.

You know…

Down there.


*The photos on this page are cropped but still may not be safe for work unless you’re used to shouting “Oh my!” unbidden at your desk.

Also, I don’t know Spanish, so there may be something scandalous and inappropriate written on the page I’m linking to, but let’s assume that it’s just what it looks like, a bunch of artists farting around in front of a most post-modern Cervantes.