So, yesterday, Hutchmo put me in his convertable (seriously, he was all like “I’ll come get you” and I was like “Oh, no need” and he insisted and then he pulled up and I laughed like a school girl) and drove me around his neck of the woods to look at Germantown, Salemtown, Hope Gardens, and Old Buena Vista and, of course, like everyone who goes over there is, I was instantly smitten and convinced that I needed to live in a big old house (or a new house designed to look like an old house) with a big front porch and sidewalks and neighbors who will drive me around in their convertables.
And, since it doesn’t appear that any of you are about to write me a check for $200,000 free and clear so that I can live in a new house designed to look like an old house or an old house that has been refurbished, I would have to buy an old house and refurbish it.
With no refurbishing skills.
Which, might be a problem, with the whole refurbishing bit being an integral part of my plan.
But, here’s my idea.
You are an out of work home builder, because the economy is so bad. I am a girl with good insurance. We get married and I put you on my insurance and you fix up either this house (which doesn’t have a porch, but you could fix that) or this house (which looks like it walked right out of my dreams) for me. If we learn to love each other, great. If not, when the house is done, we go our separate ways.
You must love dogs, tolerate cats, enjoy roust-about brothers, or in your case, brothers-in-law, and lazy women.
Inquire below.