Not That Any of Us Have a Lot of Money, With Gas Being $4 a Gallon

But, if you’ve got a few extra bucks, please consider sending five or ten on to Gilgamesh.

Dogs. 

They’re wonderful, but damn, they’ll scare the shit out of you.  And it’s not like they’ll get a job to pay the vet bills.  Shoot, look at Mabel.  She had enough ambition to run for president, but it turns out she’d rather nap than run the country.