Can’t You Smell that Smell?

Something in my kitchen smells so bad that I long for someone, anyone, to come to the door and say “Ma’am?  We’ve been sent by the EPA and we are here to clean up your kitchen.  Please put this gas mask on and show us where the fridge is.”

And my shoulders would slump in relief and…

and…

and then I would run upstairs with a bag of squishy rotten grapes hidden under an armpit and I would deposit them around my bathroom and get the EPA to clean that up, too.

2 thoughts on “Can’t You Smell that Smell?

  1. Look for potatoes – rotten potatoes smell really disgusting

    totally took the words out of my brain… they smell HORRIBLE.

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