2. And I believe it shows what we already knew–that the GOP is now firmly the Southern party.
3. My question is this: what are the Tennessee Republicans going to do to get us out of this financial mess? Can you really keep taxes where they are and cut enough from the budget to get us out of this hole? Income tax or no, where is the money to run the state going to come from if one in ten people are out of work?
4. About the whole “crushing a beer can with your boob” thing? Well, I asked the resident expert on strange things women do with their boobs to get money from men and it turns out… Well, let’s just say that, when I hear the term “crushing a beer can with your boob” I imagine some kind of feat that is going to involve more pain for the beer can than for the boob. You know, a cool party trick you can show your friends.
But I’ve now seen the video and this looks like some kind of unfun thing you’d be required to do with your boob in hell. And I think that woman has a garbage bag under her shirt!
I don’t know why that’s just the cherry on the shit sundae that is crushing a beer can with your boob for me, but it is.
That doesn’t mean I’m not going to get drunk and try it. It just means that day is coming later rather than sooner.
5. I have a neighbor! Who I know! Who lives in my neighborhood and I know her! Already.
6. The Redheaded Kid called Mrs. Wigglebottom “Navy Seal Dog” last night for her ability to snore with her eyes open. I had no idea that snoring with your eyes open was a skill they taught Navy Seals, but it made me laugh when he said it.