1. To the person searching for “can you love a man like a poem,” the answer is no. Okay, maybe. Sigh. It depends on the man. It depends on the poem.
2. I’m glad to see this, but does it really take physically forcing people to talk to ordinary people for them to get that blowing the top off a mountain might be problematic?
3. There are only three less healthy states to live in than Tennessee. I eagerly await word from the new State government about what they’re going to do to combat this. Clearly, by looking at the chart, you can see that all our problems are caused by gays and abortions.
So, I ask you today, Tennessee, to stop eating gay people and smoking aborted fetuses. I pledge to stop smoking aborted fetuses, but I’m not sure i have the will-power to stop putting gay people in my mouth.