I think I told you that my Grandma fell and broke her shoulder right before Thanksgiving. And they debated whether to do surgery and then they did and blah, blah, blah, very stressful.
So for reasons known only to my mom, she purchased for my grandma some sports bras to wear. I don’t know. The Nazerenes tell my mom crap and she writes it down and then we’re all stuck with it. And why the Nazarenes think that a woman with a busted up shoulder would even be able to put a sports bra on is beyond me.
But that is not the point of my story.
The point of my story is that my Grandma refused the sports bra. She is, she announced, 87, which is too old to wear a bra in times like these.