I can tell you right now that, if we had an armed intruder, the only reason Mrs. Wigglebottom would rush in from the other room would be to throw me in the line of fire to protect herself. I’d have to shout, “Oh no! That armed intruder is about to take your bone and give it to the cats!!!!!” to get her to take things seriously.
But I’d hate to be him, then.
Ha, but you know her. She’d be all shot three times and she’d be running around like she hadn’t a care in the world. I could pull the bullets out of her with a rusty pair of tweezers and she’d still be like “Is that all you’ve got?”
But god forbid I try to cut her nails.
Let me tell you, you hear all kinds of stuff about why the Fenris wolf bit Tyr’s hand off, but anyone with a pitbull knows the real reason is that Tyr came at him with nail clippers.